sticky-minaj:

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

‘kindly

iamtonysexual:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

actual invertebrate

spongebob squarepants

sharticles:

dont you ever

EVER

SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN FRANKBUTT2323

theawkwardmegane:

bearsonycrack:

uh

ridiculously photogenic troll?

i’m so sorry

it’s back

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

frickingloki:

sassy-gay-karkat:

its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres

they still arent in new york

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

shadow-purple:

deductism:

bananarchists:

dont be sad uk just remember that america has 0 points

BUT FIFTY STARS.

tremblefandom:

hana-no-hikari:

First Kiss: Korra (<333)

Member Of: United Republic Council

BFF: Asami

Relationship: Mako

Crush: Korra

Dunn’t Like Me: Tenzin

THIS LIFE IS PERFECT

First Kiss: Tahno

Part of: Pro-Bending Team

Best Friend: Asami

In a relationship with: Mako

Has a crush on you: Mako (well, I’d hope so…)

Doesn’t like you much: Tenzin

first kiss: tahno

member of: triple thread triads

best friend: asami

relationship with: amon!! scandal!!

has a crush on me: korra

doesn’t like me: tenzin

kanyewesticle:

when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop